They only taught Literature at college so I took special night classes on SARCASM Advertisements
Do what you love. Do what loves you?
There isn’t enough oxygen for all of us.. So some people need to choke.. Hard fact of life
Most often I see good images worth shooting when I am not carrying a camera around.
Knock Knock.. Who’s there? Nana.. Nana who? NANA YOUR BUSINESS!!
I sometimes thank my stars that my dreams never come true
I care little for the good things that they say about me, I have all the time in the world to prove them wrong…
Nobody understands the pains of the lead guitarist of a boy-band because no one knows him
I was so ignorant that I always thought that Justin Bieber was a girl, all that I thought was ” Boy, this chick’s got some BALLS!! “
I don’t cry over split milk..(it matches my personality..) but for some reason my pet cat does
Wonder what’s funnier.. Sarcasm or the irony of it…
She was not pretty, yet none could call her ugly, to me, she looked possible
Dont injure with Crossbows, no, that’s too archaic, impair them with Charisma instead; just a one blow on first acquaintance will leave them dying for the rest of their lives
Just noticed that Hemingway’s six word novel has no foreword
Best practices are not devised to re-invent the wheel, its done pretty much to avoid the consequences of running over an unsuspecting pedestrian